Lyrics for datinggame
(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her f**k you!
[Host] "Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon It's a tough choice so far!
Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" [Sharon] "Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the Same time.
I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
But I waited too long and you have a boyfriend, and I wish I could go back and have a second chance, but I waited too long and you found your self a man, now I'm left only to dream, of holding your- holding your hand Wish I had another chance, a chance to make things right dont know what I want by my side, when I talk my words, just hide dont know why i get so nervous and tied, nervous and tied But I waited too long and you have a boyfriend, and I wish I could go back and have a second chance, but I waited too long and you found your self a man, now I'm left only to dream, of holding your hand.
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry f**k her till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?
(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo f**k you!
[Hook] They call dating a game, and every man's a player Oh god damn girl, looks like you f*cked with a Laker I wish I Kobe'd ya ass, and dropped ya off at ya parents Surprise surprise, I blew it, you got the earrings with karats Never again, never again, will I get stuck on the fence Enemies, friends, our enemies are ex-girlfriends They call dating a crapshoot, every move is a bet Oh god damn girl, looks like you f*cked with the best.
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